Some lines cut from ‘Pyramus and Thisbe’ due to their impromptu and offensive nature:
Bottom: Fool, thou hast forgot the hook to hold our curtain up!
So stand here to stop it crashing atop my noble head!
Snout: ^*&&^$$%Y$(*^*&%%!!!!! (Parental Guidance advised)
Flute: I’m so glad I don’t actually have a beard coming. ‘Twould undermine the necessary gravitas I am to bring to my role of Thisbe.
Starveling: I dare not go on, I am afeard of such a huge audience! They will laugh at me!
Miss Quince: It’s a comedy! That’s the whole point, stupid!
Snug: What do you mean, tone it down?
Bottom: Hey, Hippolyta baby – drop this Theseus dude and meet me after the show…
Yes, these are in-jokes. So be in, and buy your ticket now! Get one of the last tickets left for tonight’s show.
On sale from the cashier (cash only) OR in the Centre lobby, 7:30-8am, WITH WECHAT & ALIPAY!!! Friday sold out!! Get your tickets for Wednesday or Thursday while they last…!!!