Would you like to model this stylish attire (AKA: Mr. Tyochin’s old, gnarly gym clothes!)?*
If not, please follow this simple Dress Code:
-No visible underwear. It’s gross.
-No cleavage or chest hair. This is even grosser.
-All midriffs should be covered. Belly Dancing is not yet a course choice.
-Closed toed shoes please. Nurse Liliane is busy enough.
-No hats inside. Were you raised in a barn?
*If you violate the dress code, we will help you follow it by asking you to change into these clothes. The wrinkled shirt with the bloodstain to the first customer!
Thanks!